Clint....

Clints one of our samplers. He's a good guys, a little socially awkward, and for a guy that probably earns only half of what I do seems fabulously wealthy.

He also likes getting fucked up the arse with a dildo. (yeah i know this post needs work. I'll get back to it l8er)

5 fingers

Like any workplace I'm sure, people at the mine are constantly trying to get you to do their work for them. After an entire swing of this happening to me I thought I better send a warning email to the incoming crew along with a few tips on how I politely told them to fuck off.

The Lab

The Mine's lab is like something out of the dark ages. I walked in there the other day and actually saw to Australopithecines eating termites from the wall with a stick from the wall before dry humping the splitter.

It is however on the books for an upgrade. Maybe now they'll finally turn that pesky lead into gold...

Xmas Parties, Pramod, and 'The Human Centipede'

It's that time of year again. Fat chicks and office nerds alike rejoyce. Its office Xmas party time!!! Our's ended up being at some suck arse Mexican joint. The trouble with Mexican is that every dish is merely a different combination of cornchips, salsa, beans and guacamole.

The fact that every dish served at this joint looked like a dog had thrown up on a taco didn't help. Nor did the one shot of tequila per margarita jug either. After a 2 hours of solid cocktail swilling I ended up having to order 6 tequila shots just to get me up to the level of drunkeness I felt I should be at.

The following to panels feature Pramod. Pramod is the hairest human I've ever met in my life. Sort of like a hindi Cousin It......

This next Panel will not befunny to any one who doesn't know us personally. In fact its not really funny to them either. I merely slipped it in here to fluff out some space.

We actually had a 'Human Centipede' and Pizza night not too long ago at Pramods house. It wasn't probably the best combination we could have picked however it has left a permanent scar on my psyche that I will never agian be free of

For those of you unfamiliar with the movie 'The Human Centipede' it is a must see for everyone I think. Just wait a while before consumer a meal, Especially if your anus is attached to some ditzy actress' mouth...