Thursday, October 21, 2010

Team Survey

Russ, the Siegfried to my Roy....he hehm...the err Pinky to my Brain I mean took a picture of one of the surveyors - Muzz - and asked me to utilise my one special talent of taking the shit out of people via an electronic medium and do something with it.

Well when an opportunity like this comes along my brain starts to go into overdrive. In the end I made for little pics. I originally was aiming to combine them into one monster but as you'll see i don't think they'd really go together.....
Muzz himself is a top bloke straight out of some Australian outback mockumentary about cattle wranglers who posses uncanny ability to predict when the rain won't come.
He offered to have our end of year Xmas party in his shed. He was even gonna donate one of his sheep so we could have spit-roasted mutton burgers. Un fortunately I was the only one really keen on the idea.
He also has an unusual obsession (even for a guy) witth vaginas......

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Asbestos

The mine happens to be mining unprecedented amounts of blue asbestos in the waste areas at the moment. A lot of people are a little on edge. Forget the million asbestos fibres the average joe breathes in each year just walking round the 'burbs. THIS ONE LONE FIBRE FLAOTING THROUGH THE MINE IS GONNA BE THE ONE THAT KILLS ME!!!

One of our jobs is to suit up Lindy-style and check to see if what people think is asbestos actually is, and not just some belly button lint they found on a rock somewhere.